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Mr. "Rebuild Technology" Guy
Created By: Gregory Beamer

About This Hero: Characteristics: Does not trust anything built by a major manufacturer, so he rebuilds technologies already created by companies like Microsoft. Super powers: Able to dazzle intelligent people in a single bound. Weaknesses: Changes technologies that work wonderfully into cluster freaks. Unable to complete projects due to lack of bandwidth fixing bugs on unnecessary projects. Famous sayings: "Yeah, that Anders Heljsberg is pretty smart, but ..."


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