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Mr. "Overly Complicated Application" Guy
Created By: Caleb Jenkins

About This Hero: This guy, known as Complicatus Maximus, will always find the most complicated architecture to throw at a problem. If he has even heard an Acronym, it will make it into the application guaranteed. If n-tiers is good n+1 tiers is better

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	Lyrics Written by: Caleb Jenkins VoiceWork By: Scott Flether

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Narrator: Here's to you, Mr. "Overly Complicated Application" Guy Singer:Mr. "Overly Complicated Application" Guy Narrator: Only you could turn a three minute FizzBuzz interview question in to a 6 week coding marathon. Taking this as your opportunity to implement the next 13 provider models that you’ve been dreaming of; only you could turn a simple console application into 18 abstraction layers of n-tier hell. The keyboard/input provider, the monitor/display provider, the model view controller, and the Console Display Font Kerning Control Provider… what the hell were you thinking? Singer:what the hell were you thinking! Narrator: Sure your code is flexible; it’s just too bad that no one can read it - and that it takes over 20 minutes to compile. Singer:I said, what the hell were you thinking Narrator: Red-Green-Refactor; Red-Green-Refactor. You looked a simple exam question in the eye and said, “We need XML in here, some web services, and another Provider Model Singer:Muy, Muy Mucho Complicatiouso! Narrator: We’d offer you a break… but you’re just getting started. Singer:Mr. "Overly Complicated Application" Guy
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